I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
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Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
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I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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