The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
I just remembered Dan asking me all polite in the middle of sex "do you mind if I get behind you?" that was the most polite way I've been asked to do it doggy style
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
just saw your exgirlfriend at the mall. her sister is pretty hot.
called that a week into the relationship. like driving off the lot with a 2010 and seeing the 2011 models coming in on the truck.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
Married dude I had an affair with 10yrs ago was at table next to us at dinner last nite. My mom asked him to take a pic of us & then commented how cute he was as they left. Do I tell her he’s got a huge D too?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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