Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
He told me to fart on his lap because the vibrations turned him on
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
You never cared about felonies while buying me alcohol from the little Asian woman across the street
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
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