I like to think it a success when the cops are called
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
I just ate a whole pineapple for lunch. You should be begging to give me a bj tonight.
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i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
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My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
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