..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
Screw this I'm going to go talk to her. If you hear sirens they're for me.
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I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
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Oh my god if I have to go on fetlife to find a guy who will fuck me right around here, I'm going to scream.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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