ready 4 sex 2nite?
wow. woo me matt, woo me.
Almost ran you over in the parking lot. You look good
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
I kind of want to throw a lot of things at him. Mostly blunt, heavy objects.
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
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