nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
We sat in his closet and drank four loko out of my camelbak for an hour in the dark. You tell me how my night went.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I think people are normalizing furries
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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