I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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