I am so gay it hurts my loins. Going to see She's Just Not That Into You... again. Ohhh my goodness.
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
im in an endless cycle of being too hung over to eat all day...then getting too drunk because i didnt eat anything. where is my life going?
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
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Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Security has videotape of her blowing the boss against his car. Don't they know he entire parking lot is under video surveillance?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
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One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
i out mim tonsoeep
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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