Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
It was smashing those cupcakes into my face that did it. Junk food and I don't mix.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
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You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
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There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Tomorrow is my favorite texting day of the year... It's where I send every guy I've had sex with this past year a text saying "happy not a Father's Day" and we laugh and I get so much dick it's wonderful.
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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