is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
What would you do if you came home and i was in nothing but the table cloth?
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
Any idea why the fuck i would replace all the music on my ipod with the fucking Goosebumps theme song?!?
Apparently drunk you is really nostalgic?
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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