If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
I wish I could attach your penis to someone I like more than you.
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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