at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
So if I get kidnapped from my office and go missing for a few days does that count against my vacation days and do I still get paid?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
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