It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
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I'm really sorry we tried to have sex on top of you last night.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
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So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Joined a porch party below me by climbing out the window and jumping off the roof. Tonight will be good
They switched jackets and you didn't notice. You made out with both of them and had no idea
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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