Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
I just realized I'm trading you a pregnancy test for the morning after pill...
It's been a bad semester.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Not too bad but came home early cuz business was shut down due to an employee sexually harrassing the inspector
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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