You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I feel like none of my dresses scream slut the way I'd like them to
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
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he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
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I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
then he told me my boobs feel like "if you put mushroom soup in a baggie." I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this.
I threw up in my brother's Easter basket
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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