We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
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the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
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So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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