That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
On that note if you see a hobo smiling with a pack of cigarettes and an AMP energy drink, that was my good deed for the day
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
You played Frank Sinatra today after we had sex. You moved way up in my literal book of men. Congrats.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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