wat bout pragnant strippers??
I cannot find my penis.
Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I have way too many pictures of poop on my phone
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
just joined the mile high club. if this plane crashes because of this text, it was worth.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
I drove two hours just to throw up on myself today at the beach. My family saw the whole thing and my younger cousin cried
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Well you ended up trying to convince two Greek girls that you were Greek, but failed massively by shouting at them in Spanish, and then almost vomiting after taking way too much snuff. Maybe lay off the guinness next time?
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
Randomize
