I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
It was one of those mornings when I wake up and feel like I have to say sorry to the whole world
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
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