You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
We gave a starfish gin and Lucky Charms. I think it enjoyed it. Best trip to the beach ever.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
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She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
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Captain Morgan didnt let me down when i stand up it feels like the world is trying to hand me rainbows.
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
They had to take me to the ER because I got a concussion in a parking garage. Not partying with lesbians for a while
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
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