Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
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Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
Dude, you need to man up. You passed out before a PRESEASON game. It's a long season.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
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I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I was just wicked nice to a telemarketer... that's how stoned this woman got me.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
He asked if I could not say his name during sex cause he liked the girl in the apartment above me.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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