Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
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He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
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I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
We kept having to tell you that you couldn't just sit wherever you wanted at Walmart. Sitting in the middle of the raw meat section was unacceptable and children were staring at you.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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