We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i'm unexpectedly in a limo, eating poutine. the driver just offered me coke. good idea?
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
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I'm sorry I tried putting my balls in your cup holder.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
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i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
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