I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
So he sent me a text that said "say hi to your vajayjay for me"
Was there any message he wanted you to relay to your asshole?
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i wanted to be an indian when i was a child. apparently you cannot grow up to be an indian.
after drinking 6 jumbo margaritas he then proceeded to tell the entire restaurant that he was going to "bust a load in me" when we got home....how do you think the rest of my night went?
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
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there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Discovered that a nalgene holds an entire bottle of wine. Going mobile. Come find me.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder