hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
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I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
It was a group decision to take your pants off. Took a solid 10 minutes. No more skinny jeans while drinking.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
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Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
Call it slutty but I take pride in being a first round draft pick booty call. And I know I was first cause he texted me at 1030a
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later