I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
my wrists were so small for the handcuffs, i could slip them off and hand the tow truck driver my keys....
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
I'm not real sure what dinosaurs sound like, but dude, she made dinosaur noises.