Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Last night started off great but became the saddest day of my life when i was drunk in a hotel room eating day old mac and cheese out of a yatzee cup with a coffee lid as a spoon...
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
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I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I had to convince you not to write "happy birthday to the first guy who fingered me" on his facebook wall, right above the post from his current girlfriend's mother.
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I tried to get you a girl. They want us to cook breakfast though
Lolll I'll be sleeping
I'm practically buying you a 1 way ticket to pound town.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
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Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
The plane down was full of newly weds and I counted 5 pairs of mile high club members. Actually, one might have been a group membership discount.
If I was banging all the guys that people think I am, I'd quit buying batteries.
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I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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