Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
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He said that if more girls show up hes not going to ask ages... Spoken like a true sex offender
it was a frathouse cornucopia of foul mixed drinks and "sangria", which im convinced was blood and pcp
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Having to explain to my dad why there are chicken wings to the pool filter, new low.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
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The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
sorry there isn't a 'perfect ass' emoji
He eats kale on the regular. Do I look like a bitch that wants to eat kale. No. Give me some Boston market.
Being single again makes you realize how guys can go from licking your asshole one night to never texting you again
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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