Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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