Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Tall, dark & handsome can suck my short, pale & awkward dick.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
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Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
i made potato chips in weed oil. what did you do today?
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
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They were scared I was going to get lost last night so they dressed me up as Waldo so someone would always find me.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Conversations we need to have while high 1) how mermaids reproduce 2) if blind people hallucinate what do they see 3) reincarnation
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Dude, he turned on “London Bridge” by Fergie and GAVE ME A LAP DANCE.
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