apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
It was like his mom forgot to breastfeed him and he was making up for lost time.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
so i think im going to actually use my calories on food today instead of beer.
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bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
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I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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