They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
It's snowing in May and there was a law school party at the strip club. The end is near.
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Have you ever wanted to murder the Sun? To bring the life-giving fusion reactor to a bitter end because of the sheer agony it brings to your eyes as it keeps you awake. And for waking the birds. Fuck birds.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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