I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
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THE MIME IS MIMING TO BUST A MOVE KARAOKE. ALL MIME-RELATED EVENTS DESERVE CAPS LOCK
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
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I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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