No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I ran into my parents house and stole a bottle of vodka last night...Apparently left them a note that read "DRUNK. TOOK VODKA. BRING MORE."
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Take a shit and have a hit. It's the Sunday Funday Rule.
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Also, there's a guy walking around the kitchen in a shark onzie, and he just asked if we've ever smoked weed with a shark before. I'm dying
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
THE AUSTRALIAN IS SINGLE AS FUCK.
Today's hangover is brought to us by Sailor Jerry's and your dedication to my alcoholism.
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