Fair warning.. porn on your laptop when you turn it on.. seemed like a wonderful idea last night.. until it died
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
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She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
Been considering the feasibility of adopting a kangaroo. Yes I'm very serious. And yes I'm very high.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
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i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.