Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
my 3 year old cousin just woke up screaming "IT WON'T GO DOWN!'
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I told the girl who was peeing in the garbage can she must have had a lot of upper body strength.
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Dude it was a mini horse. It obviously only eats mini things.
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I woke up at 4 am to a guy curled up in the fetal position sobbing in our front yard. Oh college.
Because you failed to stop the wedding, now I have to be a homewrecker. My eternal damnation is on your head I hope you're proud.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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