and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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