my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
scratched cornea got me an eyepatch and a blowjob from a girl with a thing for pirates
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
These 33 Eskimo Brothers Boinked The Same Person And Couldn’t Be More Proud
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
Now that I'm single, I like to think of myself as in a relationship with Taco Bell.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
17 Inappropriate Things People Did With Instruments
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...