As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
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He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
You ever got drunk on $5? Cuz it's about to happen
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He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Just woke up with the taste of tequila, weed, and cigarettes in my mouth spooning a friend I haven't seen since college wearing one contact and one ankle sock. I hate myself.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
You made the lady who made your cheeseburger sign the box so that when she got famous you would have her autograph.
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