It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
she wrote "need hug!" on a sticky note, put it on her back, and passed out on his bed. they're trying to figure out how she got into his room...
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
My mom just came into the kitchen and watched me take a double shot of whiskey and chase it with a beer and said "you are my son." Proudest family moment ever
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Seriously, don't even. "Hi, have I seen you half naked covered in bright red body paint on the internet?" is NOT acceptable water-cooler chit-chat.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours