i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
So can you tell me who's underwear is on the cat?
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
These 23 People Walked In On Someone And Saw Some Crazy Sh*t
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
Confessions From 23 People Who Have Been Hiding Terrible Secrets
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell