people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
I'm just gonna be the bigger person here and say I want you inside me
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I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
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I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
I would have been very attracted to her had she not been reading me my Miranda Rights
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.