For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
let's skip the party, and just play drunken wii, again. its time to give my vag a break.
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
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He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
It's time for everyone's favorite Wednesday night game... WHEEL OF. VODKA!!!!!
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
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Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
i feel as though me waking up and asking her if i went to the hospital was a sign that i was not okay
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
You tried to lick the lightbulb and fell off of the chair onto my wife and gave her a concussion. Did i mention you were naked?