he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
If I die tonight, wear a V neck to my funeral.
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
She went to college and exploded out of the slut closet.
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Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
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I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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