I just saw a man with a full beard and frosted tips
there is no god
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
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Yeah I tried to leave with 3 drinks and the bouncer wouldn't let me, I slammed all 3 right in front of him and football spiked them in the trash can
no, no, no. omg. i said i wanted a SANDWICH! not a picture of your dick. damn cant you read? SANDWICH! now im blinded. great job.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Ive only seen a dude masterbate on a train twice, once on the Jtrain and once on the Ftrain... trust me you never wanna see where the subway turns around.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
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I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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