Whod you bang
I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
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She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
There really needs to be a redbox for wine because I want some but too lazy to walk into a store
She looks like a beluga.
I want to splash her with water and when she screams say "I didn't want you to die. You looked parched"
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We just don't discuss our relationships. It's pretty much like we're single no matter what to each other. And I'm okay with that. ¯\\(ツ)/¯
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
I'm currently watching porn and playing beer pong with wine in the lobby of a hotel with a squadron of hot airforce guys. You can never say your life is better than mine again
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