gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
Someone just uploaded pictures on facebook of you making out with random girls. I'm telling you because I'm assuming you don't remember anything, but the 236 pictures in the album should give you a good clue.
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They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Just saw some airport workers running through the terminal with liquor bottles. That's my kind of emergency.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
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Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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