I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'm sun burnt so instead of getting drunk and trying to sleep with you, how about we get naked and you scratch my body and rub lotion on me while I rub one out?
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Just got referred to as "the girl from Tuesday night" at the Taco Bell drive thru...what happened on my birthday?!
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
No way in hell. Unless I was drunk Tindering again....my swiping finger gets drunk too I guess
My puke in the shower morning just turned into a puke in the restroom at work afternoon. I'm the human embodiment of dumpster fire.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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