I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
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We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
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I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course