omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
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Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
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I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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