Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
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I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
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YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
MIDGETS
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You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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