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WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
i don't care what she did to you. we are not having sex in front of your sister.
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Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
There are drunk kids outside our building hugging that cop that's always on his bike as he's citing them for public drunkenness. It's not even 11 am.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
Well. It was around 3 or 4 in the morning. He ran into the woods. Wearing moccasins. Holding an extension cord. He was trying to catch a deer. That about sums up the awesomeness of the night.
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Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
is there a way to say "yea i broke my wrist cause i fell down some stairs while tripping my face off on acid" without actually saying it?
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
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