But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
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I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
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My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
I peed in front of kids, unfortunately
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