i've lived in the woods for so long, as long as its post-op, i don't care.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
I knew something was wrong when santa got arrested
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
While he was at a job interview yesterday, I was dropping acid. So that's the aesthetic of our relationship rn.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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