It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
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we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
sorry bout that man. went out to pay the pizza boy, ended up hooking up with some random drunk girl that thought i was someone else
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
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Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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